Funny Stories for Kids Part-2

THE MOSQUITO NET

One day David asked his wife to go to the market and buy a mosquito net. His wife went to a shop and asked the shopkeeper to show her the best quality net.

The shopkeeper showing her a very good net said, This is the best quality which you wont be able to find elsewhere. Not even a single mosquito can pass through it.

Mrs. David refused to but the net. When the shopkeeper asked the reason, she said, If a mosquito cant pass through it, then how will we pass through it. Then she returned home and narrated the whole matter to her husband.

Hearing the whole matter, David laughed at his wifes foolishness.

Funny Stories for kids Part-3

AN UNFAIR WORLD

One day, a man while walking towards his office saw a beggar coming to him. The beggar was in a very bad condition. He was barefoot and his clothes were torn.

When the beggar asked for money, the man said, Why don`t you work? Dont you feel ashamed asking people for money? at this the beggar replied, I do feel ashamed asking for money. But once when I took money without asking, the police took me to jail.

The man had no answer to this. He went on his way to the office.

Funny Stories for Kids Part-1

THE HORSE RIDING

Jimmy was a very fat boy. He always used to be sad because of his obesity. So, he decided to consult a doctor. He said to the doctor, How can I reduce my weight? Everybody teases me at the school.

The doctor advised him to exercise daily. After few days, he again went to the doctor and complained that despite of exercising, he couldnt reduce his weight rather, putting on weight.

The doctor asked him what exercise he was doing. Jimmy replied, I go for horse riding everyday. The result is that I gained weight while the horse lost weight.

The doctor laughed and showed him how to exercise.

Kids Say & Do The Funniest Things-1

1. After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin.
At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings.
As she left the room, she heard her three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was that?"