One day David asked his wife to go to the market and buy a mosquito net. His wife went to a shop and asked the shopkeeper to show her the best quality net.
The shopkeeper showing her a very good net said, This is the best quality which you wont be able to find elsewhere. Not even a single mosquito can pass through it.
Mrs. David refused to but the net. When the shopkeeper asked the reason, she said, If a mosquito cant pass through it, then how will we pass through it. Then she returned home and narrated the whole matter to her husband.
Hearing the whole matter, David laughed at his wifes foolishness.
AN UNFAIR WORLD
One day, a man while walking towards his office saw a beggar coming to him. The beggar was in a very bad condition. He was barefoot and his clothes were torn.
When the beggar asked for money, the man said, Why dont you work? Dont you feel ashamed asking people for money? at this the beggar replied, I do feel ashamed asking for money. But once when I took money without asking, the police took me to jail.
The man had no answer to this. He went on his way to the office.
STICK TO WORDS
One day, two friends Nancy and Jenny were sitting in a restaurant. Nancy asked Jenny about her age. First, Jenny tried to hide her age but when Nancy compelled her, she said, I am just sixteen years old.
At this Nancy said, Last year you said that your age was sixteen and now again you are saying you are sixteen years old. Whats this?
Jenny laughed and said, I always stick to my words.
Both the friends started laughing at this witty comment.
ENGLAND OR LONDON
Robert got a job in a landlords house. Once, a landlords friend came to his house. The landlord called Robert and asked him to bring his binocular.
Robert quickly went to the landlords room and brought the binocular. After the friend left, the landlord called Robert and scolded, You should have asked me which binocular to bring, the one from England or the one from London. It would signify how rich I am. Robert nodded his head.
Few days later, another friend of the landlord came to his house. The friend saw a lion skin and asked the landlord who had killed it. The landlord said that it was his father.
The landlord then called Robert and asked him to bring his fathers photograph. At this Robert asked, Which one sir- one of England or one of London?
TO THE CITY IN A MINUTE
Once, a cat thought of going to the city to see its lifestyle. But first she wanted to know how much time it will take to reach the city. She thought of calling the elephant as only he could tell that how long it will take to reach the city as he often goes there.
She called the elephant and started enquiring. Just then the elephant received a call on another line. The elephant said to the cat, Just a minute.
The cat put down the receiver and thought that it would take a minute to reach the city.
DOES THE SOG KNOW
Once there were two classmates Pat and Tom. One day, Pat went to Toms house to borrow a book.
On the entrance, he found a dog standing. Seeing Pat, it started barking. Pat got frightened. Tom came running and held his dog. Pat was still breathing heavily.
At this, Tom said, Pat, dogs who bark never bite.
Pat said, you and I know this proverb, but this dog doesnt know.
Both the friends laughed heartily.
THE INNOCENT MAN
One day, a motorist was arrested for driving at a very high speed. He was presented before the judge.
The judge asked him, Do you want to say something?
The motorist said, Sir, I am innocent.
The judge asked, Didnt you read the traffic signboard, 30 km/hr?
At this, the motorist said, Sir, how could I have read that message when I was driving at the speed of 60 km/hr?